| Wishin' |
 |
 |
 |
| Politics - Bill Clinton | |
| Written by Think Magazine | |
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp.
The Genie said, "Nope... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition I can only grant you one wish. So... what'll it be?"Bill didn't hesitate. He said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other." The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, man! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. So make another wish." Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don't like my wife. They think she's a real b*tch and ugly as sin. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her, and even maybe elect her as the first female president. That's what I want." The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Lemme see that map again."
|
He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. WarGlossary Department of Defense Military and Associated TermsThink Magazine Controlling people is the main business of governments, and in the most controlled and advanced western culture, they have it down to a science...
COVERT OPERATIONS: (DOD, I,...+ Full Story |
DemocracyBlackbox VotingEric Smith American Voices Abroad member Eric Smith in Tokyo, Japan has sent us this message; read it, learn about what's happening, democracy's last shred is about to be torn...+ Full Story |
| More Articles | |
