Health
Minifp - Health
Help yourself...Monday, 14 September 2009 | Robert S., PhD Mind not the burgeoning sales of Prozac, Paxil, Effexor and Zoloft, the 1990s were Freud's decade....+ Full Story |
AIDS crisis in AfricaSunday, 20 September 2009 | Keith Kirchner
As our readers know, HIV in Africa is out of control. In some...+ Full Story |
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Economics
Minifp - Economics
The Product is YouWednesday, 11 November 2009 | Jeffree Benet
Since Newton and the Age of Enlightenment's other first scientists brought us out of the Dark...+ Full Story |
The Morality Of Free Markets - Capitalism's Persuasion Vs. Socialism's CoercionWednesday, 16 September 2009 | Charles Oliver
It's been many years since the Berlin Wall fell, and it would be...+ Full Story |
Philiosophy
Minifp - Philosophy
The Moment of ZenWednesday, 25 November 2009 | Keith Kirchner A mantra in many syllables...
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Quantity vs QualityThursday, 01 October 2009 | Emma Goldman
If I were to give a summary of the tendency of our times, I would say, Quantity.
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Drugs
Minifp - Drugs
F.Y.I: What Ecstasy is and where it comes fromSunday, 13 September 2009 | Nicholas Saunders Ecstasy is MDMA or, to give it the full chemical name, '3,4 Methylene-dioxy-N-methylamphetamine',...+ Full Story |
European Drug Laws in perspectiveMonday, 14 September 2009 | F. Bosman and K. van Es A look at the different policies of a few European nations, and how their laws are put into...+ Full Story |
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50 issues of Think have made not only me crazy, but our readers as well...
For the uninitiated, it means "Anthrax is the way to send death to people through the mail". What have we wrought? Have we been unwitting pawns in an unholy Conspiracy(tm) involving Osama bin Laden and prescient crazies still on the loose inside Microsoft? Or is it something more sublime? TEMPORAL MANIPULATIONS "It started on 11/11. It was an innocuous enough day, as was my first glance of the little clock sitting at the top of my screen. 12:34 pm. Time to start busting out issue number 50. An enthusiastic 12 hours of layout, planning and lots of clicks finally led to my next glimpse of the clock: 12:34 am. Obviously, it was just one of those entertaining coincidences that happen from time to time. But there was more work to do and next time I looked up in the corner of the screen, I saw it was 2:22 am. It was then that I remembered that yesterday was 11/11. It was clear I was being tested. But Issue Number 50 was pressing. Another glance at the clock: 3:21 am. Just what I needed, a damn countdown. Still more work to do - on it went: 4:44 am, the symmetries of 9:19 am and 12:12 pm, tantalizing 1:23 pm, symmetry once more at 3:03 pm and then again at 6:16pm. Surely these are the tortures of the damned? IT'S STILL HAPPENING!!! Just a moment ago I looked up to behold 12:21 pm. Now as I write it is 12:34 pm and I'm behind schedule and time is draining away. And now I look at the file sizes of the 50 covers displayed in this issue: 6.66mb each! What have we wrought indeed? Oh my god it's 1:23!" By Jeffree, as revealed to Karl Rotstan
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Stunning confirmation that we are all trapped in some sort of inter-dimensional vortex comes with Think reader Dan Levine's discovery that "THINK." 
